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UID:event-81902-2026-10-29@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261029T230000Z
DTEND:20261030T010000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-10-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2026-11-05@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261106T000000Z
DTEND:20261106T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-11-05
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2026-11-12@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261113T000000Z
DTEND:20261113T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-11-12
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2026-11-19@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261120T000000Z
DTEND:20261120T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-11-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2026-11-26@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261127T000000Z
DTEND:20261127T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-11-26
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2026-12-03@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261204T000000Z
DTEND:20261204T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-12-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2026-12-10@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261211T000000Z
DTEND:20261211T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-12-10
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2026-12-17@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261218T000000Z
DTEND:20261218T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-12-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2026-12-24@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261225T000000Z
DTEND:20261225T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-12-24
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2026-12-31@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270101T000000Z
DTEND:20270101T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2026-12-31
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2027-01-07@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270108T000000Z
DTEND:20270108T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2027-01-07
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2027-01-14@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270115T000000Z
DTEND:20270115T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2027-01-14
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81902-2027-01-21@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270122T000000Z
DTEND:20270122T020000Z
SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/Doazh7/2027-01-21
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-10-24@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261024T190000Z
DTEND:20261024T210000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-10-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-10-31@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261031T190000Z
DTEND:20261031T210000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-10-31
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-11-07@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261107T200000Z
DTEND:20261107T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-11-07
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-11-14@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261114T200000Z
DTEND:20261114T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-11-14
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-11-21@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261121T200000Z
DTEND:20261121T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-11-21
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-11-28@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261128T200000Z
DTEND:20261128T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-11-28
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-12-05@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261205T200000Z
DTEND:20261205T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-12-05
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-12-12@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261212T200000Z
DTEND:20261212T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-12-12
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-12-19@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261219T200000Z
DTEND:20261219T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-12-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2026-12-26@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261226T200000Z
DTEND:20261226T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2026-12-26
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2027-01-02@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270102T200000Z
DTEND:20270102T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2027-01-02
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2027-01-09@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270109T200000Z
DTEND:20270109T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2027-01-09
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81901-2027-01-16@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270116T200000Z
DTEND:20270116T220000Z
SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-krusty/3Kqk1g/2027-01-16
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-10-25@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261025T210000Z
DTEND:20261026T010000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-10-25
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-11-01@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261101T220000Z
DTEND:20261102T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-11-01
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-11-08@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261108T220000Z
DTEND:20261109T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-11-08
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-11-15@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261115T220000Z
DTEND:20261116T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-11-15
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-11-22@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261122T220000Z
DTEND:20261123T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-11-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-11-29@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261129T220000Z
DTEND:20261130T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-11-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-12-06@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261206T220000Z
DTEND:20261207T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-12-06
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-12-13@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261213T220000Z
DTEND:20261214T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-12-13
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-12-20@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261220T220000Z
DTEND:20261221T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-12-20
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2026-12-27@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261227T220000Z
DTEND:20261228T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2026-12-27
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2027-01-03@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270103T220000Z
DTEND:20270104T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2027-01-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2027-01-10@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270110T220000Z
DTEND:20270111T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2027-01-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-81903-2027-01-17@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270117T220000Z
DTEND:20270118T020000Z
SUMMARY:Le Grille BBQ Cookoff at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🔥 What the Hell is That?! LE GRILLE?! 😤\nOur weekly BBQ competition! Assembly instructions NOT included. 📦\n\n"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!" - Homer Simpson\, grill assembly expert\n\n🏆 Competition Categories\n\n🧇 Homer's Moon Waffles - Caramelized with a toothpaste glaze\n🔥 Hibachi Grilling - Build it yourself (good luck)\n🥓 Best Burnt Offerings - Sometimes charcoal is the goal\n🥓 Bacon of the Gods - As thick as Homer's... confidence\n\n\n🔧 Grill Assembly Station\n\n🇫🇷 Instructions available in French only (Le Grille!)\n🔩 Extra parts provided (you'll need them)\n😤 Frustration counselor on site\n🍺 Duff provided to ease the pain\n\n🎁 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best BBQ: New grill (pre-assembled)\n🧯 Best Assembly Meltdown: Fire extinguisher\n🥉 Participation: Leftover charcoal\n\n"Stupid Lisa! Stupid hamburger-eater!" - Homer (mid-assembly) 🤬\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-lurleen/sTD8Nt/2027-01-17
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UID:event-81904-2026-10-27@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-10-27
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UID:event-81904-2026-11-03@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-11-03
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UID:event-81904-2026-11-10@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-11-10
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UID:event-81904-2026-11-17@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-11-17
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UID:event-81904-2026-11-24@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-11-24
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UID:event-81904-2026-12-01@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-12-01
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UID:event-81904-2026-12-08@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-12-08
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UID:event-81904-2026-12-15@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-12-15
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UID:event-81904-2026-12-22@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-12-22
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UID:event-81904-2026-12-29@eventschedule.co.za
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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2026-12-29
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UID:event-81904-2027-01-05@eventschedule.co.za
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270105T230000Z
DTEND:20270106T010000Z
SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2027-01-05
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UID:event-81904-2027-01-12@eventschedule.co.za
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DTEND:20270113T010000Z
SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2027-01-12
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UID:event-81904-2027-01-19@eventschedule.co.za
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DTEND:20270120T010000Z
SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, us
URL:https://demo-lardlad.eventschedule.co.za/demo-frink/4uRli5/2027-01-19
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